AMY SCHUMER BUYS BILL HICKS’ SKELETON
HOLLYWOOD – Amy Schumer has bought the skeleton of beloved comedian, Bill Hicks, during a private auction at Christie’s. In what was described as a ‘tense and dramatic’ exchange, Schumer outbid Dave...
View ArticleO.J. SIMPSON TO BE ERASED FROM THE NAKED GUN
HOLLYWOOD – The renewed public interest in O.J. Simpson has led to a call from outspoken movie critic, Dan Walsh, to digitally erase Simpson from beloved comedy, The Naked Gun. The Studio Exec sat down...
View ArticleDUNCAN JONES TO DIRECT MINECRAFT MOVIE
LONDON – Warcraft director, Duncan Jones, will dip his wick into the world of online games once again after signing on to direct the long-awaited Minecraft movie. But judging by this leaked synopsis...
View ArticleDANIEL DAY-LEWIS WILL NOT PLAY THE DEATH STAR
LONDON – With news of his retirement, Rian Johnson has confirmed that Daniel Day-Lewis will no longer play The Death Star in Star Wars: The Last Jedi. “He was the first and only man on my list,” said a...
View ArticleJACKSON ADMITS HE FORGOT TO MAKE TINTIN 2
NEW ZEALAND – Peter Jackson today admitted that he forgot to make the sequel to The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn. “Everything was prepared and ready to go,“ said a candid Jackson....
View ArticleREVIEW: BABY DRIVER
Crack cocaine is commonly used as a recreational drug. The effects of crack cocaine consumption include euphoria, supreme confidence, loss of appetite, insomnia, alertness, increased energy, a craving...
View ArticleA READING OF DARREN ARONOFSKY’S MOTHER!
REVIEW – Darren Aronofsky’s mother! MY ADVICE IS TO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE AS IT WILL INFLUENCE YOUR OWN READING, WHICH WOULD BE A SHAME. I’ve not heard a good word said about Darren...
View ArticleREVIEW : THOR RAGNAROK
Basing a Marvel movie on Nabokov’s controversial novel Lolita was always going to be a tricky proposition but thankfully, director Titur Birkenhead (In Search of the Village People) handles the subject...
View ArticleHOUSE OF CARDS CANCELLED
The Studio Exec managed to jump on a call with Netflix’s chief content officer, Ted Sarandos, to ask about the future of House of Cards in light of the Kevin Spacey accusation. Hello Ted. Obviously...
View ArticleJABBA THE HUTT ACCUSED OF SEX CRIMES
HOLLYWOOD – Social media was in shock this morning after Jabba the Hut was accused of sex crimes. The Studio Exec caught up with Jabba to discuss the allegations. Jabba. How could you? Jabba innocent....
View ArticleCHRISTOPHER PLUMMER TO PLAY KEVIN SPACEY
HOLLYWOOD – Christopher Plummer has signed up to play Kevin Spacey in Oliver Stone’s biopic of the disgraced actor. The Studio Exec caught up with Plummer to discuss his latest role. Did you have...
View ArticleALL-FEMALE GOODFELLAS DUE IN 2019
HOLLYWOOD -Martin Scorsese has announced his next project will be an all-female remake of his classic gangster movie, Goodfellas. “With hindsight, it was wrong of me to only cast men in the main...
View ArticleBRYAN CRANSTON TO STAR IN GAME OF THRONES
NEW YORK – After weeks of secret negotiation, HBO have announced that Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston will make an appearance in Game of Thrones. “We’ve been chasing Bryan for a while,” said a HBO...
View ArticleSCORSESE TO DIRECT TRUMP MOVIE
NEW YORK- Martin Scorsese has signed on to direct a Donald Trump biopic currently being written by Raging Bull and Taxi Driver writer, Paul Schrader. The Studio Exec has managed to acquire an excerpt...
View ArticleMACAULAY CULKIN TO PLAY BURGLAR IN HOME ALONE REMAKE
HOLLYWOOD – Macaulay Culkin has signed up to play one of the burglars in Ryan Reynolds’ remake of Home Alone. The Studio Exec sat down with Reynolds to discuss the upcoming flick: Mr Reynolds, a lot...
View ArticleJAMES GUNN TO DIRECT FORTNITE THE MOVIE.
HOLLYWOOD – The eagerly awaited movie version of the gaming sensation Fortnite is due to roll into production in early 2019 after James Gunn signed up to direct. The Studio Exec sat down with Gunn to...
View ArticleDANIEL DAY-LEWIS TO PLAY JOKER IN SUICIDE SQUAD 2
HOLLYWOOD – Daniel Day-Lewis will come out of retirement to play The Joker in James Gunn’s Suicide Squad 2. According to a studio insider, Day-Lewis has been secretly preparing for the role for the...
View ArticleBOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 2 ANNOUNCED
After the financial success of the Queen biopic, 20th Century Fox have announced they have a script for Bohemian Rhapsody 2. Set in the year 2050, the story will focus on a rogue scientist’s attempts...
View ArticleGARY OLDMAN DIRECTS KAJAGOOGOO BIOPIC
LEIGHTON BUZZARD – Gary Oldman is to direct his second feature film with a biopic of British Eighties pop group Kajagoogoo. Too Shy represents a radical change in direction for Oldman, whose first film...
View ArticleKIT HARINGTON TO STAR IN BLACKADDER REMAKE
LONDON – Kit Harington has signed up to play loveable historical rogue Edmund Blackadder in a remake of the popular BBC comedy. Written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton, Blackadder Goes East will be...
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